To Bill Brasky!

Chuck Norris. The mere mentioning of his name envokes tales of sheer bravery, strangth, and overall manliness. But were you aware that there is someone even greater than Chuck? It's true. His name is Bill Brasky, a mythical, modern-day Paul Bunyan. A man-god who's conquests and achievements make Chuck Norris look like a mere child. His tales have been recounted by drunken businessmen at airport bars and little league baseball games all across the world throughout the years. His name has gone down in history as one of the giants of our time.
A small list of his achievements.
Video of a worship ritual, in which his conquests are retold.