To Bill Brasky!

Chuck Norris. The mere mentioning of his name envokes tales of sheer bravery, strangth, and overall manliness. But were you aware that there is someone even greater than Chuck? It's true. His name is Bill Brasky, a mythical, modern-day Paul Bunyan. A man-god who's conquests and achievements make Chuck Norris look like a mere child. His tales have been recounted by drunken businessmen at airport bars and little league baseball games all across the world throughout the years. His name has gone down in history as one of the giants of our time.
A small list of his achievements.
Video of a worship ritual, in which his conquests are retold.

Happy SAD!

Yea, yesterday was Valentine's Day, and I'm sure a lot of people had fun. However, for us single people, VD was a less-than-normal Thursday, devoid of flowers, candy, and love. But instead of moping around, crying to our Livejournals, and listening to The Smiths, we decided to make our own holiday. Or, at least, someone decided to. What's that day? Why, it's Singles Awareness Day, or SAD. It's a special day that can fall on anywhere from the 13th to the 15th, and it's a time for us single folk to go out and show appreciation for ourselves and other single people. What's that mean? It means treat yourself to something nice, have some fun, and forget about the crippling lonliness that tears away at your soul until you're nothing more than a miserable sod who spends every waking moment crying, writing sad poetry, and of course, listening to The Smiths. So go out and watch a movie, go down to the shore and skip stones, or go to the store and by another album by The Smiths. And remember, you may be SAD, but at least you don't have VD.